The handyman

'Have you work for a handyman?' asked Murphy.

'Depends what you can do,' said the hotel manager.

'Are you good at electrics?'

'No.sor.'

'Plumbing?'

'No,sor.'

'Painting and decorating?'

'No,sor.'

'Carpentry?'

'No,sor.'

'Well what makes you say you're a handyman?'

'I only live next door, sor!'