One liners

'We're almost out of ammunition,' shouted the soldier to Sergeant Casey.

'Don't let the enemy know,' called Casey. 'Keep firing!'

Have you heard about the Irish firing squad that stood in a circle?

'I'm a member of the Irish Secret Service,' boasted Murphy. 'And I don't care who knows it!'

'You lot are a complete disgrace,' bellowed the sergeant major.

'That's the worst straight line I've ever seen. All fall out and come and take a look at it!'