Any last words?

The two Irishmen had fought for the rebels in a South American republic. Captured by government troops they faced a firing squad.

'Is there any last word you would like to say before you're shot?' asked the captain.

'Yes,' shouted Flanagan. 'I'd like to say that your president is the biggest twit on God's earth.'

'Quiet!' snapped Murphy. 'Don't cause trouble!'