Guess Who We Bumped Into

The matron walked into a ward at the Royal Victoria Hospital and saw a man wrapped in bandages from head to toe.
'What on earth happened to you, young man?' she said.
'Well, matron,' he mumbled through the bandages. 'I'm a member of the English skiing team, and we were taking part in the British championships at the Craigavon ski slope this morning.
'And did you fall?' said the matron.
'No. We met the Northern Ireland team coming up.'