Dog Who Likes Football

This man walked into a pub in Larne with a wee scabby dog under his arm, just in time to hear the Saturday afternoon soccer results on the radio.
'Linfield three, Larne nil.' said the announcer, at which point the dog shouted: 'Oh no!' and started bawling his head off.
More than astonished, the barman leaned over the counter and said: 'Here, mate, your dog just shouted "Oh no!"'
'I know,' said the dog's owner. 'He always does that when Larne lose.'
'What does he do when they win?' asked the barman.
I don't know,' said the owner. I've only had him for a year and a half.'