One liners

'Honestly Father,' said Biddie McGrath. 'Your sermons are a wonder to behold. Sure we didn't know what sin was till you came to the parish!'

Two Sisters of Charity were walking past the local hostelry. Suddenly out on to the pavement stumbled Mickey Kelly. Drunkenly he staggered forward towards the holy ladies. He got to within four feet of them when the nuns parted and let him pass between them. 'My God, Sisters,' said Kelly, totally confused. 'How did you do that?'