Jesuit preacher

The preacher, a Jesuit no less, stood in the pulpit, high above the congregation and ranted and raved about sin, damnation and kingdom come. For twenty minutes he roared out a tirade, whilst pounding the pulpit with both hands.

Eventually young Eugene O'Malley, five years old, turned to his mother and said: 'Mum, whatever shall we do if he gets out of there?'