Newly Weds

A Kerry bride and groom got into the limousine outside the church and drove away. Halfway down the street the groom ordered the driver to stop. He got out and went into a bar. Two hours later his wife went looking for him. She found him in the bar playing darts. She was furious and she let him know it.
'What's wrong with you, darling?' he asked. 'Surely you're not starting to nag already?'