Hotel Returns

A Kerry woman worked in XXX Hotel for five years. She became so lazy that the boss decided he would have to fire her but did not have the heart to tell her himself so he wrote to her. At the end of two weeks the Kerry woman came back to work.
BOSS: 'Did you not get my letter?'
KERRY WOMAN: Yes.'
BOSS: 'Did you read it?'
KERRY WOMAN: Yes.'
BOSS: 'So what are you doing here?'
KERRY WOMAN: 'Well the letter said I was fired and the envelope said return to XXX Hotel in fourteen days. So here I am.'