Almighty Uncle

My uncle is a parish priest!' beams a young Kerry girl. 'All the people address him as "Reverend Father!"'
"What about it?' says another, my uncle is a cardinal and everybody says "eminence" to him!'
Another little Kerry girl listens to this and says: 'Reverend Father and Eminence sounds all right, but I have an uncle who weighs 150 kilos and when he walks the streets everybody says: "God almighty!".'