The Good Driver

An English tourist travelling around Kerry was horrified to see a cart loaded with hay, with two Kerrymen sitting on top, suddenly emerging into the narrow road from a field. He jammed on his brakes, but he couldn't stop in time, so in desperation he drove the car over the roadside hedge and into the field, where it burst into flames.
'Bejabers', said one Kerryman to the other, 'some of these tourists are terrible drivers. We only just got out of that field in time'.