Seen It Twice
Two Kerrymen were watching a John Wayne film on television. In one scene John
Wayne was riding madly towards a cliff.
'I bet you £10 that he falls over the cliff, said one Kerryman to the other.
'Done', said the second.
John Wayne rode straight over the cliff. As the second Kerryman handed over his
£10, the first said, 'I feel a bit guilty about this. I've seen the film
before'.
'So have I', said the second Kerryman, 'but I didn't think he'd be fool enough
to make the same mistake twice".
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