One Liners

Have you heard about the Dubliner with an inferiority complex?
He thought other people were as good as he was.

Two Corkmen, one very thin and the other very fat, fell from the top of a high building. Which one hit the ground first?
Who cares, so long as they're both Corkmen.

CROSSWORD FOR KERRYMENCLUES:
1. (Across) The indefinite article (anagram). 1. (Down) The first letter of the alphabet.