Not Your Parcel

A tourist staying at a Kerry hotel was awakened at 6.30 a.m. by a porter who sang out:
'A parcel for you sir, just arrived on the post'.
'Let it wait until after breakfast', shouted the angry guest. At about 7.15 the same guest was disturbed by the same porter who shouted out
'That parcel sir. It wasn't for you after all'.