Why are you here

There they were - the pearly gates. And outside hung a notice over the left side saying: 'Men who have been dominated by their wives queue here'.

Under the notice there was a line of men stretching almost to eternity. Over the right side a notice read: 'Men who have not been dominated by their wives queue here.'

Under the notice stood Casey - all alone!

Along came Saint Peter, who said: 'Why are you standing here?'

To which Casey replied, 'The wife sent me!'