Irishims - the things the Irish say

One Liners

Doesn't he look happy

Cortisone injection

Taking the pills?

How is your son?

The operation

Who hit you?

Cooking problems

Closing time

I'm confused

We're a man short

Cooking advice

Captured Rommel

My son won't be in

It's the Queen

Brady's woes

Has anyone seen Harry?

How are you?

Describe your wife

He's gone all virtuous

Debt problems

Irishman at Little Bighorn

Caught picking pockets

After the war

What is wrong with you

Lion hunting

That's Lenin

The cricketing horse

Aren't you surprised?

You've caught him

Are you an inmate?

Replacement for petrol