We'll call her hazel

When it came time for the child to be baptised Doolan proudly stood by the font in St Anne's church.

'Now,' said Father Francis, 'and what are we going to name the little one?'

'Hazel,' said Doolan, with a smile.

'Lord save us,' moaned the priest. 'All the saints in heaven, and you're calling her after a nut!'