'What Lane Did You Say You Had Her In?'

The champion Hereford pedigree bull has been loaned by the Department of Agriculture to the Cavan farmer and when there was no sign of the valuable animal being returned the Department sent out an inspector to see why the farmer had not returned the beast. The inspector was horrified when he reached the farm on the side of the mountain and saw the prize bull yoked to a plough, straining at pulling the plough up the mountainside. A frensied farmer guided the plough and roared at the bull, 'Get up out of that. Ill teach you that there's more to life than romance.'