Trustworthy Farmer

The farmer had no time for the 'middle-man' and so he sold his poultry direct to customers at Christmas. Some of his customers didn't quite trust him-like the lady who came in at the last moment on Christmas Eve when there were only three turkeys left. She whispered to the farmer that she had to bestow a present on a person that she did not like very much and that she would like him to pick out the toughest turkey of the three for her. The farmer did so without hesitation but was taken aback when the lady then ordered the other two turkeys and told the farmer to keep the one he had picked out.