Smart Husband

The farmer's wife pestered him to take the children along with him when he was going to the pictures in the town. Not wanting the burden of the children, 'for..he might not go to the film at all if he met some of the 'lads', the quickwitted man of the soil said he couldn't because it was coming up to seven o'clock.
Completely mesmerised, the wife asked what had the time to do with it and the smart husband answered: 'Well the name of the picture is The Seven Veils and no children will be admitted after six.'