Court Brawl

Deadly enemies, the two neighbouring farmers finally found themselves in court on a charge of fighting in public.
Even in the courtroom the old enmity broke out and they started to shout and call names at each other across the courtroom.
First Farmer: 'You're the biggest gobaloon I ever met or saw in my life.'
Second Farmer: 'And there's no greater lug than you around.'
The Justice thumped the bench with his gavel and shouted:
'Order. Order! You seem to forget that I am in the room.'
Later on the Justice had occasion to call again: Justice: 'Order! Order!' Farmer: '111 have a Guinness.'