Jury's Decision
'Have you agreed on a decision?' the judge asked a Corkman who was foreman
of a jury which had already been out for eight hours.
'Yes, your worship', replied the Corkman.
'Is your decision unanimous?' continued the judge.
'It is, your worship', replied the Corkman.
'And what is your decision?'
"That we send out for another barrel of porter'.
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