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Acquitted
A Corkman was charged with murder but was acquitted by the skin of his teeth.
Afterwards he told his lawyer that he could prove he was innocent because he was
in jail at the time the crime was committed.
'Why on earth didn't you tell that to the court?' asked his lawyer.
'I thought that it might prejudice the jury against me', said the Corkman.
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