The Spooky Voice

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were spending The night in a haunted house.
At about 1 am The Englishman woke up and heard a spooky voice saying, *when I get ya, I'm going to eat ya', so he ran in terror from The house.
At about 2 am The Scotsman woke up and heard a spooky voice saying ."when I get ya, I'm going to eat ya', so he too ran in terror from The house.
At about 3 am The Irishman woke up and heard The same spooky voice saying, 'when I get ya, I'm going to eat ya', so he decided to investigate. He crept upstairs, opened a door, and there was a fellow picking his nose and saying, "when I get ya, I'm going to eat ya'.

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