The Interview

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were being interviewed for a job as head of The Government Information Services. Each was asked The question 'What is two plus two?'
The Englishman answered 'four*. He didn't get The job because The interview board felt he was too blunt and tactless.
The Scotsman answered 'usually four'. He didn't get The job because The interview board felt he was too indecisive.
It was The Irishman who got The job. He said to The board 'What would you like The answer to be?'