The Best Magician

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were having a competition to see who was The best magician. The Englishman took off his top hat and produced a rabbit from it. The Scotsman took a bottle of whiskey and made it disappear. The Irishman asked The Englishman and The Scotsman each to give him £10 and when they did, he turned into a pub.