Sad Stories

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were staying in The world's tallest hotel, some sixty storeys high. However, The lifts had completely broken down so they had to climb The stairs.
'Let's tell sad stories,' said The Englishman, 'and that will make climbing The stairs seem shorter.' So The Englishman told sad stories for thirty flights of stairs and then The Scotsman told sad stories for thirty more nights. Just as they neared The top, The Irishman said 'I've got The saddest story of all to tell. I've forgotten to collect The key to our room from The desk on The ground floor.'