Oh God

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were each allowed to ask God one question.
'When will England win The World Cup again?' asked The Englishman.
'Not for a hundred years,' said God, and The Englishman went away crying.
'When will Scotland gain independence?' asked The Scotsman.
'Not for two hundred years,' answered God, so The Scotsman went away crying.
'When will I get a bit of sense?' asked The Irishman, and God went away crying.