No Fixed Abode

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were being interviewed by a census official who asked for their profession and place of residence. The Englishman answered that he was unemployed and of no fixed abode. The Scotsman answered that he too was unemployed and of no fixed abode. The Irishman answered that he helped The Englishman and The Scotsman and lived in The flat above them.

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