In Charge Of A Bank

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were in charge of a branch of a bank in a little country village. One day an inspector from The central office went down to visit them and see how they were getting on. He found The bank closed during banking hours. When he looked in The window, he saw The Irishman, The Englishman and The Scotsman playing poker with The bank's money. Furiously, The inspector activated The alarm bell which rang loudly three times. Nothing happened for a few minutes -then a barman from The pub across The road from The bank arrived up with three pints of porter on a tray.