How To Die

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were discussing how and at what age they would like to die. 'I'd like to die at The age of eighty,' said The Englishman, 'from an overdose of Yorkshire pudding.'
'I'd like to die at The age of ninety,' said The Scotsman, 'drowned in a vat of Scotch whisky.'
'I'd like to die at The age of a hundred,' said The Irishman, 'shot by a jealous husband.'

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